Life in the Bighouse chronicles the lives of a couple of cats, Loomis (the fuzzy one) and Grimfield (the sketchy black one), “rescued” from their lives on the streets and forced to live in a “tiny” 1700 sq. ft. cell, where their only luxuries are a constant supply of food, carpeting, central heating and air, computer access and satellite tv. They would trade it all, at least for a few minutes, to be able to venture into the out-of-doors and see the sun once again.
This is their story.


I need to get Sandra to register as the girlfriend.
Then we’ll have the warden, the mistress, and the girlfriend. One big happy family.
I was thinking it might be nice to have the warden’s wife too.